thefaultinourchickennuggets:

thefaultinourchickennuggets:

to coanadians…they are jsut “geese”

I was sooooo sleepy when I wrote this

derinthescarletpescatarian:

Just saw some people threatening to boycott chick-fil-A for being too woke (for having a diversity officer apparently) and I hope they do it. I hope it catches on. I want them to boycott chick-fil-A for being too inclusive at the same time as everyone else boycotts chick-fil-A for being proud bigots. Ideological pincer attack. “Chick-fil-A is too woke” is just such a funny concept to me.

alienjock:

twelveswords:

crowlore:

alienjock:

crowlore:

evilmiku:

need more dialogue options in games to be “okay”

like thats all

can you add a dialogue option that says ‘can we kiss please’ please

okay

posts that have 50,000 notes to me

Can we kiss please?

books:

knottahooker:

moonlightjumping:

This is your reminder that a lot of public libraries actually have little summer reading programs for kids AND adults!

We even have PRIZES for when you finish filling up your sheet with stickers! 

Support your local library. There may even be a sticker for you at the end 🌟

anotherpapercut:

I just want to say I have absolutely 0 sympathy whatsoever for anyone complaining about anything homeless people do. oh you saw human shit on the ground?? hmm maybe it’s because THEY DONT HAVE A TOILET. oh you saw someone cleaning themselves in a public restroom? maybe because THEY DONT HAVE A FUCKING SHOWER. oh no a homeless person is living in a tent and you think it’s ugly?? CRY ABOUT IT IN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE. oh my goodness homeless people sleeping on the ground and they’re in your way!!!! yeah THEY DONT HAVE A BED

if seeing homeless people bothers you that much then good news! you have some choices! 1) let them all live with you in your house! 2) start pressuring your local government to stop criminalizing the homeless and start giving them financial and medical assistance! 3) shut the fuck up and die!

jeeyonshim:

There’s a pack of high schoolers going on a supervised trip outside and one of them yelled “OI MISTA YOU ME DAD” and I heard his beleaguered teacher respond “just because someone is wearing tweed doesn’t mean they’re British, we’ve talked about this”

poetry-protest-pornography:

miss-i-ship-it:

i’m curious

have you watched the highest grossing movie of the year you were born and did you like it?

watched it and liked it

watched it and didn’t like it

didn’t watch it

See Results

you can check which movie it was here!

pls reblog and put in the tags which movie it was :)

This is one of those polls where the reblogs are gonna make me feel like this:

scientiablr:

zac–efren:

voidfished:

wizardshark:

sandvendor100:

gaymacs:

sandvendor100:

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

I’ll show YOU a “SPRING FORWARD”

Obsessed with the person who tagged their reblog with the full class, order, family, and genus of this beast

libraford:

Theres a worker shortage

But

They wont call you back

Theres a housing bust

But

It’s still too expensive

Theres a future in tech

But

They just laid off ¼ of their staff.

The queers are shoving their lifestyle down peoples throats

But

We’re being legislated back into the closet.

The price of eggs has doubled

And

The minimum wage is still 7.25.